For all the die hard twilight fans who cant wait to watch Breaking dawn part1... I've organised a little trailer jus to give you a sneak peak, Enjoy!
The trailer begins with several Twilight characters all receiving a mysterious envelope. As you can see here, Tony Blair and his emo friends have received one. Who are the other recipients?
And, look Taylor Lautner has also got one. Whatever it is, it's made him absolutely furious. What could possibly be in those envelopes?
Hang on, no – it turns out that it's actually an invitation to the wedding of Kristen Stewart and
Robert Pattinson. But remember that Pattinson is a vampire and Stewart is a schoolgirl who likes to express herself by breathing through her nose quite loudly.(lets not mention the age differance) Can this marriage work?
And just to make it even more explicit, here's a scene of them having sex. Which is great and everything, but that's enough. We get it. Move on.
Really? Now they're having sex next to a waterfall? Not only is this overegging it, but it doesn't seem like a particularly advisable activity either. There's a danger that bacteria in the water could cause some sort of nasty internal infection. And being underwater might compromise the effectiveness of a condom. And you really wouldn't want to get pregnant by a vampire, would you? I mean, that's just asking for trouble!
Oh great, now you're pregnant. Did you listen to me earlier? Did you? I told you this would happen. You young people, making out in waterfalls. You'll never learn. Well don't come running to me when your pregnancy becomes complicated!!
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