ATTENTION: TWILIGHT FANS

For all the die hard twilight fans who cant wait to watch Breaking dawn part1... I've organised a little trailer jus to give you a sneak peak, Enjoy!

 The trailer begins with several Twilight characters all receiving a mysterious envelope. As you can see here, Tony Blair and his emo friends have received one. Who are the other recipients?

 And, look Taylor Lautner has also got one. Whatever it is, it's made him absolutely furious. What could possibly be in those envelopes?

 Hang on, no – it turns out that it's actually an invitation to the wedding of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. But remember that Pattinson is a vampire and Stewart is a schoolgirl who likes to express herself by breathing through her nose quite loudly.(lets not mention the age differance) Can this marriage work?

 And just to make it even more explicit, here's a scene of them having sex. Which is great and everything, but that's enough. We get it. Move on.

 Really? Now they're having sex next to a waterfall? Not only is this overegging it, but it doesn't seem like a particularly advisable activity either. There's a danger that bacteria in the water could cause some sort of nasty internal infection. And being underwater might compromise the effectiveness of a condom. And you really wouldn't want to get pregnant by a vampire, would you? I mean, that's just asking for trouble!

 Oh great, now you're pregnant. Did you listen to me earlier? Did you? I told you this would happen. You young people, making out in waterfalls. You'll never learn. Well don't come running to me when your pregnancy becomes complicated!!

Thinking ahead

well, this job hunting thing is not going as well as I had thought it would- urns out it's actally a mission to get a lousy job!! Anyway, exams are well on their way- 2 down, 2 to go! so far so good, but I'm holding thumbs for my Accounting paper!!
Holiday is near_ what to do, what to do?? Thinking of going to Zim alone... cause mom is thinking of bringing gran over for christmas (soI definately don't wanna be there when that happens!!) Plus most of my friends have gone to zimalready anyway.... guess imma have to wait and see...

Colour Blocking!!

Hmmm- it's that time of the year agian...... YES... the time to bring out your bright and beatiful coloured garments! But this time, there's a little bit of a twist... oh yeah...you guessed it COLOUR BLOCKING, the new way to mix and match your outfits! Don't be scared to mix those neons or collaborate a funky tone...

                         Loud and proud colour combinations make for a dynamic, confident look!

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Cosmopolitan Quizzes

A Grey Day...

Today is that day... when u wish u could rewind what happened yesturday! That moment when you pushed yourself to do something- yet you knew the outcomes had a high probability of not turning out the way you want them!
Now it's impacted me in a way I had not predicted. How can someone have so much control over my emotions, Dammit- i should've never let it get this far!

Awkwad moments...

That awkwad moment:

• When you're taking a picture of yourself an dsomeone sees you
• When you say 'goodbye' to someon then end up walking in same direction
• When you open your wallet and it's empty
• When you open the fridge and there's nothing to eat
• When he introduces you as his GF, and you're lyk O_o huh????!!!

Quick brief

Okay, I know I've been neglecting my duties as Editor of this spectacular blog!! And there shouldn't be any excuses, but I can explain....

• first- I should let you know that I won a poetry competition (came 1st place) and recieved 500bux prize money
• second- there has been ALOT of developments in my love life!!!! but I think I should confirm certain things before I share with you!!
• third- things with mom are better- but I still haven't found my missing shoes
• fourth- I went shopping today and saw a cheetah print jacket that I just can't stop thinking of (yes- rather cheezy, I know)
• fifth-I'm finishing exams earlier that expected, so now I'm job hunting!!! (which should be fun- but turns out it's not)

hmmm, so now it's back to life-- hope to update you soon

It was all a dream...

Okay, so it was my girl, Tiger's birthday on tuesday (today is thursday) and I decided to go sleep over @ Club 5! Had allota fun, anyway, bachelor 4 finally asked about what was going on between us (obviously due to the fact that everyone was asking him about it- why dont people mind their own business?? Rolling eyes) Funny he chose to talk about it at 5am when i was on verge of knocking out, but none-the-less the verdict was that he doesn't do relationships! I wasn't suprised. But at the same time, hearing him say it was kind of disappointing! He just wants us to be friends with benefits (no strings attached) and HELLO- we've been doing that for over a year now, how long does he expect me to keep it up??? So I told him that I couldn't do it anymore (although part of me knows that it's not true) but I also know that if I do keep sleeping with him- I'm gonna end up hurt! and that's definately going to suck! Funny enough- he agreed!
Now here's the catch... next time I see him (and the time after that, and the time after that!) am I going to be able to resist? I mean lets face it- I usually give in, even when I  tell myself not to. Just that this time- I'm going to look like a total idiot lol! Oh well, just hav eto wait and see i guess...

Weezy F babbbbby!!!

Well Well- this goes out to all the 'beautiful' people who participated in the Petition to bring weezy to SA... lokks like it worked! yes yes, Mr. Carter himself will be gracing the stages in what seems to be one of the most anticipated tours in the South African live music scene, Lil Wayne brings his worldwide "I Am Still Music Tour" to South African shores in December. Unquestionably, Lil Wayne will go down in history as the best rapper of his generation. Indeed he may go down as one of the best artists in hip-hop period. One look at Lil Wayne`s impeccable track record will convince even the most ardent sceptic that the New Orleans born lyricist is a strong contender for the crown of "Greatest of All Times."

Observations...

Okay, so here I am, in the mall, checkin out the latest fashions... then suddenly... I see the ugliest 2-piece cheetah print ensemble I have ever seen. As a huge fan of animal print I felt it neccessary to share this horrific sight with you...

Cheetah gone wrong!



How to rock cheetah!



Fashion forward cheetah

Case of the missing shoes...

I recently discovered that 3 pairs of my beloved prized collection of heels, have dissappeared from my wardrobe. I don't know when, why and how... but there's definately a prime suspect!!

You will never guess who th eprime suspect is: MUM!!
                                  Her motives:

• to get back at me for going out the whole weekend
• she hates these heels
• she didn't buy these heels

thigh highs

Pairs that disappeared..

 My gold thigh high boots, that i recieved as a birthday prezzie

platforms

My black and grey platform heels from woolworths

gladiators

My black and gold gladiators from woolworths

For every action- there's an equal and opposite reaction!

Okay, so right now I'm not sure how to measure the success of my "badass attitude." Here I am, doing all the things I know should piss my mum off- and yet she's not reacting! (by that I mean shes not screaming and yelling and threatening to kick me out) I mean, the other school night, I got home at 8pm, she didn say anything, other weekend I went to school on friday and came home on sunday, she didn't say anything, then yesturday, I came home with my hair done- and guess what..... she didn't say anything!!!
I guess my plan has worked- but it sounds too good to be true. Could my mum have given up without even a fight???? Or am I the fool here, and she's devising some 'evil' plot to get back at me.....

No love found- no love lost...

Okay, so i guessthis whole looking for love thing is not going as planned...
Bachelor 2, says he wants us to be friends-with-benefits, but he doesn't seem to want to break up with his girlfriend. Guess he wants to have his cake and eat it. Question is: will I let him have his way??
Bachelor 3, totally out! Turns out he's an arrogant jerk. Plus we haven't talked in like two weeks. Oh, and technically he is not a bachelor, since I met his GF, who appears Very insecure might I add!!
So I guess that leaves Bachelor 1 and 4- who aren't looking too good either- my verdict- let me just stop looking for love- it will find me when th e time is right!!

Happy birthday!!

okay, so it's my sister's birthday today- and she turned 11 (cant wait til she's 20) and mom suprised her with a .... wait... for... it....a GUITAR! I'm soooooooo jealous! like, what does an eleven year old need a guitar for. Especially cause I didn't get anything for my birthday- maybe that's why I'm soo sour!
Hmmm, still love my sister though- she knows me better than anyone else

Sister act

How unexpected...

Okay- so Bachelor 4 invited me to celebrate his bday with him this past weekend. So i slept over at his house 4m friday to sunday (and not ignoring the fact that i was @ his house most of th week.) Anyway, he was just acting wierd- I mean, he hardly said two words to me the whole weekend, and it seemed as though he was making an effort to stay clear of me, and when we just so happened to be alone, I felt awkwad!!Then, when asked by 1 f my friends- he lied about a certain detail involving our sex-life. I'm confused. I really hate people who give mixed signals (okay i dnt ACTUALLY hate him) bt I do hate not knowing where I stand with someone(him)!!

Possible reasons 4 his sudden act of "uncalled-for" behaviour:

• He realised I'm falling for him- and now he's uncomfortable with our "relationship"
• He realised he likes me too- and he's scared of where it might lead
• I did something to upset him (whatever that might be)

Oh well, whatever it is, I have a feeling I will find out soon...

The monday after the weekend!!



And this is what happens when you
 drink more than you should!
Ms. Tiger



oh yeah, no doubt this weekend was CRAZZEE, & my spring break was just too short. I definately lost count of the tequilla and patron shots!!! ANd if I had to come up with 1 sentence to sum-up the week I'd say: "Don't get drunk with a bunch of random guys!" Of course I have to pay tribute to 'Tiger", the mastermind behind most of the weeks' proceedings!!

Dear bottle of patron: Ive got a headache right now and i feel like shit_ thanx alot. Yours truly- Ms. NuBooty

The Plan...

okay, so Ive devised a plan= be a badass!!! Its gonna take a lot of guts but it's bound to work sooner or later, right?
I'm too phly to be depressed, time i did something!!

My eyes- the windows to my soul

I think i'm on the brink of depression... Ive been crying for no apparent reason, and lets face it, what are the good things in my life ryt now... (crickets) Exactly, I cant even think of one. I cant even come up with one thing that makes me happy! <<isnt that sad>>

These tears...

I'm crying right now.... Tears slow narrowing onto my pillow... I see my reflection on the phone and it makes me cry harder. I'm sad. The wierd thing is that I don't know the real reason why I'm crying...
But I do know where it's stemming from. I want this feeling to go away, this is not me, i am a free spirited, glowing ball of life- but right now, my spark is out. Mom put it out...

A follow up to the revelation!!

Just when I thought I had a good reason to take bachelor 1 off my list, he went and did something to take th e bulls eye off his chest!!! Rememba the dilemma from yesturda (when he took my money), well, this morning, I logged oto facebook, and guess what... he sent me a message with an apology, including details of how he felt bad for being a jerk. My heart sank. I accepted the apology, but not before i gave him a piece of my mind!! hmmm *sigh, guess he' back

Yey, me!

Just realised there are hardly any pictures of me on MY blog, so I'll put some just for the sake of it!!!
*sexy grin


My Buddies (one missing)




okay so theez are two (of the many) people i chill with at school. *thats me on the right. (i look dark there i know!)

haha, was just one of those random dry school days, *sigh, what would you do without friends??

hmm, me again, not one of my best photos, but for some reason, i really liker this one. It's so natural!



Me, on a sunday morning haha



A New Revelation!

ok, so you remeber the post about the eligable bachelors right? (sure you do), well, two days later, and certain events have led me to find out new things about them AND the major news is that there is a new addition to our bachelors (can't figure out why i hadn't thought of him in the first place *rolling eyes)

Bachelor 1
He saw me today, and he came up to me, joked about inviting me over,
then outta the blue he grabbed my wallet and took 20 bux from it. Of course,
I thought it was some type of joke but he really wanted to take it. Kept telling him
to give it back but he insisted he needed to have it (i couldn't let him have it- it was my last 20)
MORAL OF STORY: how can i want to start a relationship with someone who doesn't take me seriously???? hmmm, how disappointing

Bachelor 4 (new addition)
Well, don't know why I didn't think of him before, we've had a "friends-with-benefits"
relationship for over a year now. But after i saw him yesterday, I can't shake the feeling
that our "no-strings" arrangement is no longer "stringless" (if that's even a word.)
I have never really thought about it, but he's actually my type! Ok, so i have to give his
profile like i did with the other guys...

Tall, (not buff) but has a 6pack *big grin
VERY calm, down to earth,
lives life for today
not really into the dating scene (I could change that)
likes me (but I'm not sure how much)
seems to enjoy my company

Thingz i hate!!!

1. Puttin juice in da fridge den wen i wana drink t its finshd
2. No toilet paper (nuf said)
3. Wen people hav a voice mail recordin dat starts wit "hello..."
4. Meeting an ex's gf, mxm
5. Bein broke
6. Any Leon Schuster movie
7. Realisin da top u wana wear z in da washin!
8. Puttin nail polish n smudgn t b4 ts dry
9. Mariah Carey (the trauma of dat awful screech)
10. Melted ice cream
11. Banana flavored condomz
12. Seein anada grl wit da same oufit
13. Seein a hot guy wen im with mum, mxm
14. Funeralz
15. Fake Louis V. Bags
16. Gold leggingz (esp if u r dark!)
17. When peopl call me ayanda or luyanda. ITS YOLANDA!
18. U dnt reply my mesag, bt u had tym 2 update ur status
19. Pleas call me's (dats cheap)
20. Wen ur b.fs bes frend z hotter dan ur b.f (damn- y didn i c hm 1st)
21. A birthda wit no presents
22. An ugly stalker. (if u hot, i cn live wit t)
23. Wen a 'frend' tellz ur bf da sht uve been up 2
24. Old skul kwaito (dats jus 2 ghetto)
25. Wen u w8n 4 that ONE person 2 log in [mxit] and they dnt!

26. Forgetting to take my towel b4 i get into the shower

27. People who write worrrddds wwwiitthh unnnecccesssarrry adddded lettters!

28. Sending a message, then regretting it just after it's sent

29. People who say they r on the way, when they r still @ home 

30.When i do something amazing and no-one sees it!!!!

Just a thought...

FB shud say: In a relationship with_______________, while cheating with______________,and having sex with_________________, but in love with________________. (hahhhaha)

Love in the air

ok, so its been a while, and lets jus say im no longer accustomed to the routine of being a girlfriend. but i kinda miss the feeling of having someone to send sweet-nothing messages to, lol.
so, luckily there are some candidates...
~Bachelor 1
single, but still broken from a bad break-up
tall, light-skined, great body
looks: 16/20
ghetto (but in a sexy way)
same school (different courses)
not so sure of his feelings towards me
same age as me
down to earth

~Bachelor 2
dark-skinned, great body
looks: 17/20
in a relationship (that seems to be on the edge of doom)
a year older
calm and collected
goes to a varsity nearer to home
is very interested in me *sexy smirk*

~Bachelor 3
Caramel-skinned, great body
looks: 15/20
a five year age differance
very mature
calm, DTE
lives near by
great listener
seems as though he would be a great friend

hmm.. so which 1 will it be

Lets get personal

ok, so ive decided to start using my blog as more of a "cyber diary." aha, so that means imma start opening up & talk more abou myself (doesnt that sound obnoxious??) so here goes...
my life ryt now, is in serious need for improvement *sigh* of course, thingz have been worse but none-the-less, i need to start concentrating on being a happier person.
its no secret that im closer to my dad than i am to my mum, but sometimes i really do wish it were diffrent. i hav frendz who talk about how their mom is thier "best friend" and i can never relate to that. ok, now im starting to sound melodramatic.
lets talk change--- ive thoght about it, and i really think the best way for my mom and i to rekindle what is lost, is if we are apart... hmm, this will require a serious talk with dad, and negotiating on the terms of me moving to res!!!

Winter Fashion

Boyfriend blazer

Oversized jewelry

 Well, winter is the hardest season ta look good, considering you have to cover up AND layer without lookin like you gained a few kilos, so here are some hot trends that encompass various styles with cool twists and a funky edge.

             Stunning scarves 

 Bold cardigans Classic legging 

Boyfriend blaze Oversized jewelry

Makeup trends are edgy, eclectic, and extreme-- fiery-red lips, or smoky grey eyes, and nails with a fashion flash of neon yellow. The girly looks of summer are fading, replaced by intense, statement making looks that pop with style!

The badboy!!!!

 Okay.... so there's this guy, (most stories start like that) lol, so anyway, there's this guy @school, i liked him, <yes, LIKED> he's gorgeous, great bod, smart, and a great kisser (dnt ak me how i know that) but the problem is.... he is  soooooooooooo arogant! i mean wow, an ego like that must be heavy to carry around all day!! AND turns out he's a total man-whore. So i keep telling myself to stay away from him, but when he flashes that heavenly smile, my heart crumbles!! gosh, that's so cheesy. but my question is: why is it that you get attracted to someone who is bound to hurt you?????

*sigh* mystries of the heart i guess

The One (poem)

okay, so there's a poetry challenge @ skool which im planning on entering, and the theme is sex, relationships, intimacy and multiple partners-so here it is:

The One

By Yolanda Rungano

he is the one

yes, he is the one

his affable charm, fictional laughter

hypnotic smile, alluring demeanor

oh, so seductive

his mahagony skin

wrapped tight into his musculinity

and amplifying the solidarity of his torso

bare, sensual
he has to be the one
and the love we made
skin so smooth my fingers slide
that subtle teasing, heavy breathing
climaxing
yes, he is the one
curled up in his arms
i open my heart to him
and yet he thinks of another

his other lover

a double paradise

his scandal exposed

he doesn't know that i know

and yet i don't confront him

i thought he was the one

he was meant to be the one

how could he reveal my insecurity

he who stripped me of my innocence

hehe who i gave the soul of my inner being

he who has shattered my heart into pieces

but the pieces still radiate with energy

that yearns to love him

no, he is not the one

but i am the one

who deserves someone

who calls me their only one

tears rolling, i glare at him

and tell him

he was never the one...

Trey Day!!!!!!

Yas ladies, the rumour has been confirmed... Mr. Torso himself will be in Jozi, and grace the stages at The Dome, with the Passio, Pain & Pleasure tour on the 27th of Aug, halla halla, get your oufits ready and get ready 2 "say aah"! cause this is a sexy way to celebrate woman's month (lets just hope he takes his shirt off!!! <fingers crossed)

Mr. Torso

Never- ending trends...

i know this is sooooo last year (or 3 years ago) but im still not over the fact that there are air force heels! i mean seriusli- the element of hip hop AND one of the best ways to be feminine (heels) ALL in 1 shoe. this should b 1 of the greatest inventions since TV, but unfortunately *pulling a sad face* they are not available in South Africa.

well, since most of us already have the classic AF1'z [mine are white] i guess it's the closest we're gonna get!!

Classic White AF1z



Swarovsky Crystal beats by dr. Dre

  Well, moving right along, there's a new buzz about headphones, following the incredulous reports of how listening to music through earphones, can harm your hearing! so of course someone decided to capitalise on this!!!!
ladies 'n gents.... may i introduce (drumroll please)... Checkout these super cool headphones where you can Experience high definition sound while on the move with these ultra light and comfortable on-ear headphones. Plus, the ingenious tri-fold design makes for easy storage when not in use. The thrill of hearing tiny details you've never heard before. In songs you thought you knew inside out.
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Slowly but surely

okay so i haven't been postin- coz its kinda hard 2 keep up with this kinda thing when u r phoneless!!!!
so i vow that i will post everyday when i get a new phone... i must admit, life without a blackberry is just SAD.......

Mwahz
Miss 'Landa Beyb

I Cant Be Bought- Sorry

Ok, so my BB was stolen jus abou 2 weeks ago (still tryna recover from dat). anyway 1 of my ex's friends has had a thng 4 me 4 a while so he's offered 2 buy me a new BB. of corse nun z free but he claims it's no stringz attached... decisions decisions

Fashion do's & dont's!

1. If u r dark skinned... Keep away 4m gold leggingz
2. Dnt overdo the blonde weave (even f u r a 'natural blonde')
3. Make up and face paintin r 2 difrnt thngz, dnt confuz da 2
5. Neva hav a VPL [Visible panty line!]
6. Purple = sexual frustration
7. Colourd bra, see thru shirt z jus plain desperate
8. Unles u r lady gaga, keep awa from red patent pleather
9. Opaque tights as pants = BIG NO-NO
10. nikkahz- stay away from white framed sunglasses
11. Yes, there is such a thing as too many accessories

P.S fashion is temporary- but style is eternal!!!

1st Post

okay im still new @ this so bear with me....
im proud to finally have my own (highly anticipated) blog!!
i promise to always be honest in the things i post, and to stay true to myself.
mwah