Basic Fashion Tips (For guys & girls)

Okay, as ridiculous as the title post sounds, this is very neccessary! As an "established" fashion guru, it's time I point out the terrible fashion trends, or rather, disasters that I've been seeing around campass. I won't go as far as to post pictures of these fashion-offenders, but lets just hope this article somehow reaches their view!!
TIP 1: If you're dressed in all black, make sure the it's all the same black! (seriously, I've seen a pitch black top, with a blackish gray jacket and blackish -blue pants *vomits*) the same applies to grey.
TIP 2: GUYS- if you don't have muscles, stay away from sleeveless muscle tops.
TIP 3: If you're dark skinned, don't ever fool yourself into thinking that a pair of white framed sunglasses look good.
TIP 4: LADIES- Do not (I repaet) do not, wear sneakers with skirts, or (heaven forbid a dress). Even if you're trying to go for the Avril Lavigne look: that vibe is so 2004!
TIP 5: The new trend, LEATHER!! A season must-have. Guys- stick to leather jackets. Ladies, the short A-line leather skirt looks better on petite girls, but hey, if you really feel the need to channel your inner rockstar- go for it.
TIP 6: I've said it before, I'll say it again: Coloured bra, see-through top is super tacky! (Unless you're at a pool party or the beach)

TIP 8: Ladies, reds, nudes, pinks, and orange are summer's lipstick colours but please note: your skin tone will determine the shades you can use NOT the colour of your outfit!
TIP 9: Guys are now on the accessories trail. (Which I'm not too sure if I'm a big fan of) but, if you're going to do it- keep it minimal please. (If you're thinking of flavour-Flav's chain/clock- that is a definite no-no)
TIP 10: Ladies, make-up is supposed to enhance what you already have. If it starts looking like a peel-off mask, you've gone too far. Keep it simple during the day by choosing to emphasize one feature. so if you're going to do a red lip, keep the eyes simple (eye-liner and mascara).

P.S: Girls who wear leggings without any underwear- I'm onto you!!